The Last of Us Finale: It Wasn’t About Time – Best TV Quotes
Hollywood’s formal awards season may have come to an end with last week’s Oscars, but a spot in our Quotes of the Week compilation is a year-round accolade.
In the list below, we’ve rounded up nearly 20 of television’s most memorable soundbites from the last seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time we have the latest target of a Keeley Jones F-Bomb Teddy Lassoa nod to a specific one 9-1-1: Lone Star Story best forgotten, a psychedelic drug trip that goes party down‘s Henry confused about his pop culture references, and American car‘s promise to viewers that they will never look at a mustard bottle the same way again.
Also included in this week’s recap: double doses of The way home, Abbott Elementary And Grey’s anatomyplus quotable moments from The last of us, the voice, servant and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and let us know if we missed any of your favorites!
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PARTY OUT
Image credit: Starz screenshot
“I can’t believe what I did! I’m the worst person in the whole world! what happened to me I lost a whole guy!”
“No, Evie, there are worse people out there.”
“Not really! Name someone worse, I don’t know!”
“Stalin! Vlad the Impaler! John Krasinski! I mean, there are terrible people…”
“Out of The office?!”
Henry (Adam Scott) hilariously messes up a beloved actor with the Unabomber while tripping over mushrooms
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TED LASSO
Image Credits: Screenshot of Apple TV+
“F—k you, Joe Rogan!”
We enjoy this trend of Keeley (Juno Temple) telling horrible men to get lost (Also see: Piers Morgan)
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TED LASSO (bonus offer!)
Image Credits: Screenshot of Apple TV+
“God, it’s like a real office out there! People are typing and being awkward and everything!”
Keeley has officially arrived, and Rebecca (Hannah Waddingham) is quick to notice
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THE VOICE
Image credit: NBC screenshot
“I can’t wait to see him next round with some Tim McGraw or something.”
Chance the Rapper, sulking after losing a soulful singer to Blake Shelton
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9-1-1: LONE STAR
Image credit: Fox screenshot
“You only marry once, Mijo. Twice in your case, but only once for someone you love.”
Apparently, Carlos’ mother (Roxana Brusso) missed the memo that she never brought up the story of Iris’ marriage again — like never again
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TRUE LIES
Photo credit: CBS screenshot (2)
“Think of it as work uniform.”
“A $10,000 work uniform, Harry?”
Harry (Steve Howey) tries to help Helen (Ginger Gonzaga) settle into her (two pairs!) cover-up Louboutins and such
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THE WAY HOME
Image credit: Hallmark Channel screenshot
“Look at you. You’ve aged like a cheap wine.”
Kat (Chyler Leigh) sees her high school friend Nick as an adult
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THE WAY HOME (bonus offer!)
Image credit: Hallmark Channel screenshot
“I guess there are no parenting books for this unique situation.”
“Well, I could write one, but I don’t think I’d sell very many copies. Building resilience in your time-traveling teenager…”
“Yes, it’s a niche market.”
Elliot (Evan Williams) and Kat (Chyler Leigh) ponder how to break the news to Alice that her 1999 boyfriend is engaged in the present timeline
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SERVANT
Image Credits: Screenshot of Apple TV+
“It was the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me. I would have given anything to have him one more minute and you gave me Months with him. But this pain I feel now, that’s also part of my love for him. I need to feel it.”
A newly enlightened Dorothy (Lauren Ambrose) turns down Leanne’s offer to revive her dead son, Jericho
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
Image credit: ABC screenshot
“Draemond changes name to Legendary Schools Presents Abbott Charter.”
“What in the Lee Daniels?”
Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) reacts to Ava’s (Janelle James) announcement about the school’s potential new nickname
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (bonus offer!)
Image credit: ABC screenshot
“I’m very good at prospecting. People always open the door for me because they think I’m a lost child.”
Janine (Quinta Brunson) is confident that her petition will win over the students’ parents
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NCIS
Image credit: CBS screenshot
“Agent Parker, I trust you will let me know where I can get a decent Varenyky?”
[The senator hands Parker her card before leaving, as Vance raises an eyebrow]
“A real Varenyky? Is that a euphemism?”
“Is that now.”
Senator Miller (Brigid Brannagh) takes an interest in Alden’s…dumplings
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NEXT LEVEL CHIEF
Image credit: Fox screenshot
“Matt is freaking out, he has no strength. You don’t need starch in every dish, this isn’t 1978!”
Richard believes that a chef’s big problem is actually small potatoes
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American car
Image credit: NBC screenshot
“Do you think Richard will stick with me if I’m the reason a picture of his penis with a mustard-colored squiggle gets on the internet?!”
“Why did you take the picture?”
“We thought it was sexy! It was stupid! It was not. It was humiliating, okay? It wasn’t fun. It wasn’t – did you know that mustard stains?! Did you know it discolors the skin?! I did not know that. I swear to God I didn’t know that!”
Katherine (Ana Gasteyer) clashes with Payne’s attorney, Elliot (Humphrey Ker), after hackers released her and her husband’s private nude photos
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Grey’s anatomy
Image credit: ABC screenshot
“If you bring the hyena back home tonight, I’ll sleep in my van.”
“How is that a threat?”
Blue (Harry Shum Jr.) suggests that Mika (Midori Francis) reconsider how she’s urging Lucas to dump his rowdy new lover
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Grey’s anatomy (bonus offer!)
Image credit: ABC screenshot
“This woman yells in [Owen’s] Face!”
“For once you’re not. That’s me, trying to be encouraging.”
Bailey (Chandra Wilson) points Teddy (Kim Raver) to the silver lining in her husband’s rocky decision to get off parole
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THE LAST OF US
Photo credit: HBO screenshot
“So time heals all wounds, I guess.”
“It wasn’t the time that did it.”
Ellie (Bella Ramsey) and Joel (Pedro Pascal) break our hearts with what they do not let’s say in the finale of the first season
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THE MANDALORIAN
Photo Credit: Screenshot from Disney+
Mando: This is the way
Bo: This is the way
Grogu: *crab sound* pic.twitter.com/wMojJ67rFj
— ✨Sam✨ (@AGalaxyDivided) March 15, 2023
Grogu (apparently!) takes his first stab at the family mantra
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