The Rock is nightmarishly reminiscent of Voldemort and “The Goonies” Sloth
Some time ago, Dwayne Johnson was transformed by his daughters, which immediately made him an unlikely candidate to be cast as Voldemort in the first season of Max Harry Potter Reboot that no one seems interested in, but it turns out that was just the beginning.
Seeing a secondary face on the back of The Rock’s head was bad enough, but a video edit the actor and producer shared on his Instagram is a true nightmare. If you ever wondered what would happen if you crossed the highest paid star in Hollywood with the most fearsome wizard of all time and sprinkled him over Sloth The Gooniesand then immersed in self-irony, we primarily have questions.
Furthermore, the video in question might be exactly what you’re looking for, although there are undoubtedly people out there who can’t sleep after witnessing Johnson’s additional instructions about barking in the face and hugging like nobody’s business at.
As the man himself says; If you laughed at that, then you need Jesus in your life. Why anyone went out of their way to create the most unsettling mix of celebrity icon and legendary family film ever remains unclear, but The Rock is clearly a big fan of the Frankenstein monster it created.
It’s best not to watch it before bed or you’ll forever be haunted by the specter of The Rock/Voldemort/Sloth/whatever the hell lurks under your bed.
