This week’s funniest tweets from women (26 August – 1 September)

I love looking all over the house, up and down, into nooks and crannies, shaking the treat bag and calling for the cat you can’t find – only to see it saunter into the room from who knows where you really panicking, everyone: “Why are you so loud?”
— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) August 27, 2023