“Ubah Hassan Describes Drama With Erin Lichy”

Actor from Real Housewives of New York Uba Hassan don’t just eat with a butter knife. She, too, seems to regard herself as such. She Is the butter knife. How zen of her.

“People knowledge that I’m a butter knife,” she laughs. “I don’t usually cut. I’m a knife that only cuts butter at room temperature.”

“[But] If I get stung properly,” Ubah warns, “I’ll turn into a machete, and I think that’s what happened in Anguilla.” Don’t poke the bear.”

Later in Season 14, viewers will see the new RHONY cast travel to Anguilla on their first international trip together. A newly released teaser includes footage of a whirlpool screaming match between real estate moguls Erin Lichy and the Somali model. Things get a little (hot) naughty when Erin accuses Ubah of turning everyone against her.

It’s not just the hot tub that’s overheating

Of course, instead of relaxing and having fun together, women will argue on their Caribbean vacation. I think it’s in their contracts. Erin yelled at the founder of Ubah Hot from the hot tub, “Shut up!”

But Ubah refused to stop and kept asking, “Is that true? Is it true?”

“Shut the fuck up,” Erin yelled. “You’re such a bitch.”

“No, no, you’re a slut,” Ubah replied. I am rubber, you are glue. you know the rest

What could Erin and Ubah argue about? We’ve all seen how easily offended Erin can be. She resented Sai and Brynn swiping their dinner reservation to go somewhere trendier and then posting about it on social media. She was offended by Sai criticizing her Cheese Plate (aka Cheesegate). The luxury real estate agent got angry when the ladies talked through all the boring speeches at her anniversary gala and Sai then offered an Irish goodbye to dinner.

And Erin was Really upset that Brynn was flirting with her husband while renewing her vows. Although I have to admit that I understand her point of view on this. It was questionable in taste. But Brynn flirts with everyone. She would likely flirt with the grieving widower at a funeral: “Call me when you’re ready to start dating again.”

Up until now I thought Ubah was the cutie of the group. But even the “sweet” variety can turn sour if given enough attention. Can’t wait to see what happens to disable her “Control Drive” and activate her “Machete” mode.

Real Housewives of New York continues Sundays at 9/8 on Bravo.

TELL US – what do you think could Erin and UBAH fight about? Isn’t arguing just SOP for a real housewife-girl trip?